Election 2008! Leave Barack Alone!

Chris Crocker releases dance single "Leave Britney Alone" on iTunes

UPDATE: Crocker has released a dance track titled 'Leave Britney Alone' under the name Double J. The track appeared on iTunes in early March. Here's the "music video" as it appears on YouTube:

Chris Crocker's classic YouTube video: "Leave Britney Alone!!"

Chris Crocker before Britney performed at the VMAs. He had such high hopes for her.

Britney's infamous performance at the 2007 VMAs

Chris Crocker interviewed on Jimmy Kimmel

Seth Green's parody: "Leave Chris Crocker Alone!"

ijustine's parody: "Leave Steve Jobs alone!"

Fitsy's parody: "Leave Bill Belichick Alone!"

National Lampoon's parody: "Britney responds: 'Leave Chris Crocker alone!'"

YTMND's public death threat heavy-metal adaptation

I can't embed this video ... you'll have to click on the link to see the "performance" ... it's like Chris Crocker's worst nightmare ... his own words set to head-banging hard rock with a psychodelic loop of his image for extra emphasis. It's worth visiting. I'd even say this parody borders on art.

mediocrany's parody: "Leave President Bush alone!"

Spyre's anime advice to Chris Crocker

Hilarious Spongebob "Leave Britney Alone" mashup!

Adolf gets in on the act